The Institute of Karma Cleansing

Well,

 I drove for at least an hour and finally found the place.

I thought to myself....

' This is going to alright!'

Just the kind of place I wanted go to.

And it is in my favorite part of Miami- COCONUT GROVE!!!

The interiors were not at all what I expected.

Very hippy-ish.

And very Coconut Grove....as I remember it in the 1970's

I am finally greeted by the director of the Institute.

And here he is.

Mr.Bubble himself.

He welcomes me to the 3 days of karma cleansing 

and Mr. Bubble assures me 

that he is confident he can clean up my Karma in the 3 short days that I signed up for.

I am relieved and then he takes me to my quarters for my stay at the Institute 

I am thinking....this a bit lived in. 

NO?

This is my bathroom where I will be spending most of my time alone.

And this is where I will meet one on one with Mr.Bubble.

I don't want to leave out design....

This is a close-up of

a chair that I thought was great.

See Below

This chest is COPPER CLAD.

That means that the copper is 

virtually draped over and the secured onto chest.

This place is crazy....( I am trying to keep an open mind here) cozy and 

oh,

'SO LIVED IN!!'

As I continue exploring the place

I run into this guy. He is waving hello to me.

Why is his bathroom door open???

EEEEEEWWW

oooops....another open door.

This is Seth and Danny.

They have been here for 6 weeks.

They say they are not CLEAN ENOUGH YET,

Mr. Bubble thinks 

they need more time to clear up their aura's, 

chakra's,

and their Bad Karma in general.

I guess this is another guest.

They must take just about anyone.

That's right!!!

Mr Bubble's right hand man!!!

(really rough around the edges)

He proceeds to give me literature

and my bottle of 

MR. BUBBLE

Have I told you "I AM SCARED?"

And then I see this little kid who keeps saying 

"They will get you like they did me"

"They will get you like they did me"

"They will get you........"

by the time he was finishing his 3rd chant at me 

I was packed,

and jammed into my car 

and speeding home.

I feel perfectly clean-

There is 

NOTHING 

WRONG WITH MY KARMA!!!

I don't need a 

Karma Cleansing. 

NO WAY!

I need nothing!!!!!

I can't wait to get back to work!

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